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Nov 27, 2013 22:00:31 GMT -5
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Post by Whitedove on Nov 27, 2013 22:00:31 GMT -5
So two sharks were gambling and playing poker. One shark sets his cards face-down on the table so that he could he go swim over and get a drink of water. When he back, he picked up his cards and saw one missing. He looked at the other shark and said.
"Something smells fishy."
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Nov 30, 2013 22:36:43 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Nov 30, 2013 22:36:43 GMT -5
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes -Whack!- "Darn!" The other goes "Darn!" -Whack!-
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Dec 1, 2013 13:47:51 GMT -5
Post by Snowfeather on Dec 1, 2013 13:47:51 GMT -5
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes -Whack!- "Darn!" The other goes "Darn!" -Whack!- xD |
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I'll be much less active now, mainly because I need to be more active on other roleplay sites. :)
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Dec 8, 2013 23:21:59 GMT -5
Post by Sunlight on Dec 8, 2013 23:21:59 GMT -5
Once there was a man who hung out on the bottom of the moon, his name was the man on the moon, one day, he fell off the moon. What was his name then?
Answer: The man OFF the moon XD
Not the best joke in the world XD I made it up myself.
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Dec 8, 2013 23:28:35 GMT -5
Post by Whitedove on Dec 8, 2013 23:28:35 GMT -5
Lol
You know it's always good to have music equipment with you if you are going to do a speech.
You wanna know why? Well, you'll have a public speaker.
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Dec 10, 2013 15:55:19 GMT -5
Post by Snowfeather on Dec 10, 2013 15:55:19 GMT -5
Two guys walked into a bar
The other ducks
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The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off
there so horrible its funny xD
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Dec 10, 2013 18:39:06 GMT -5
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Post by Whitedove on Dec 10, 2013 18:39:06 GMT -5
Two guys walked into a bar The other ducks ~~~ The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize. ~~~ I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked. ~~ I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off there so horrible its funny xD xD I like the seatbelt and calendar one |
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Dec 11, 2013 20:27:45 GMT -5
Post by Snowfeather on Dec 11, 2013 20:27:45 GMT -5
So i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
Idk, we just have this connection.
It was hard getting over my addiction to hokey pokey, but I've turned myself around.
want to hear a construction joke?
I'm working on it
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
I'm horribly im sorry xD
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Dec 12, 2013 18:01:27 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Dec 12, 2013 18:01:27 GMT -5
*dies of laughter* I love puns! XD
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Dec 12, 2013 19:20:37 GMT -5
Post by Whitedove on Dec 12, 2013 19:20:37 GMT -5
Did you know Batman was really aggressive to Catwoman? He always tried to Joke-er. (This would make more sense if I were to say it.)
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Dec 12, 2013 21:08:53 GMT -5
Post by Foxy on Dec 12, 2013 21:08:53 GMT -5
I have a joke...
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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Dec 15, 2013 12:24:02 GMT -5
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Post by Whitedove on Dec 15, 2013 12:24:02 GMT -5
You know Frosty the Snowman needs shampoo. He has lots of snow flakes!
Don't ever have a reindeer on your football team, they're always blitzen.
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Jan 1, 2014 9:00:55 GMT -5
Post by Ripplestream on Jan 1, 2014 9:00:55 GMT -5
Never mix dementors with mistletoe.
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Jan 2, 2014 2:23:06 GMT -5
Post by ★Leopardstar★ on Jan 2, 2014 2:23:06 GMT -5
Haha. xD
I have another one.
What is the differenc between you and a calendar?
Answer: The calendar has dates.
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