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Aug 14, 2013 19:39:40 GMT -5
Post by ★Leopardstar★ on Aug 14, 2013 19:39:40 GMT -5
Well, I was really bored and started to wonder, anyone know any jokes? Just post random jokes..or,something.
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Aug 14, 2013 19:58:30 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Aug 14, 2013 19:58:30 GMT -5
I love jokes! Here's some:
Someone has said that teenagers brighten the house. That's because they never turn off the lights.
What do boxers like to drink? Punch!
What's the best thing to do when your ear rings? Answer it!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bear? Winnie-the-Phew!
What did the tire jack say to the car? Can I give you a lift?
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Aug 14, 2013 20:29:19 GMT -5
Post by ★Leopardstar★ on Aug 14, 2013 20:29:19 GMT -5
I have a few also. Those were pretty good. :}
Im more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
I hope you can read what I Raichu!
Dude,you were so drunk last night. Really? How drunk? You went up to a truck, and said 'I know your secret optimous prime.
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Aug 17, 2013 14:35:57 GMT -5
Post by Ripplestream on Aug 17, 2013 14:35:57 GMT -5
Here's one: I mustache you a question! Shave it for later.
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Aug 17, 2013 14:56:10 GMT -5
Post by ★Leopardstar★ on Aug 17, 2013 14:56:10 GMT -5
XD
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Aug 25, 2013 20:53:37 GMT -5
Post by Snowfeather on Aug 25, 2013 20:53:37 GMT -5
Here's one: I mustache you a question! Shave it for later. I love that one xD and the prime joke to. I got one I saw on facebook one morning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This man died and went to heaven, and when he got there heaven was full of clocks, and each person had their own clock that would moved forward each time they told a lie. They showed him mother Teresa's clock. It had never moved. Then he saw president Reagan's clock. It had moved twice. Then the man asked "Where is Presidents Obama's clock?"And he was told God keeps that in his office, and He uses it for a ceiling fan.
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Aug 31, 2013 22:07:57 GMT -5
Post by Whitedove on Aug 31, 2013 22:07:57 GMT -5
LOLLLL! I love these jokes
Hey you want to know what happened with the Wii that broke up with his girlfriend?
Well, now it's his eX-box
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Oct 16, 2013 20:06:37 GMT -5
Post by Cheetahfur on Oct 16, 2013 20:06:37 GMT -5
all amazing. now... EVERYBODY WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING BAND PUNS!!!
I'm getting some good vibes. When? On the 'and' of three.
What do trumpets and pirates have in common? They both commit murder on the high Cs!
Why does the energizer bunny carry a base drum? because he marches in the battery!
What is a percussionists first words? Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh.
Without band, life would b flat.
(I'm a SKILLED apprentice now. XD yes there's a difference!)
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Oct 16, 2013 20:15:53 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Oct 16, 2013 20:15:53 GMT -5
I went to a corn maze today, and before I left my dad told me to have an "amazing" time. Then he said "My joke was really corny, huh?"
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Oct 16, 2013 21:44:01 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Whitedove on Oct 16, 2013 21:44:01 GMT -5
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
I had a joke about pizza, but it's way too cheesy.
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Post by ☾ Moonstar ✰ on Nov 7, 2013 22:30:28 GMT -5
I have a few also. Those were pretty good. :} Im more confused than a homeless person on house arrest. I hope you can read what I Raichu! Dude,you were so drunk last night. Really? How drunk? You went up to a truck, and said 'I know your secret optimous prime. I have two others like your last one. Dude, you were so drunk last night. Really? How drunk? Oh you just look in your arms a little Mexican girl and shook her while saying: "Give me your map Dora!" Dude, you were so drunk last night. Really? How drunk? Oh you just went into à (Forget the word, its where you put your outside clothes) and want out a new minutes later shouting: " For Narnia!!!"
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Nov 8, 2013 5:51:46 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Nov 8, 2013 5:51:46 GMT -5
(It's called a wardrobe.)
XD These are great!
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Post by ☾ Moonstar ✰ on Nov 8, 2013 10:43:52 GMT -5
(Thanks lol)
And thanks too Again!^^
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Nov 8, 2013 14:34:22 GMT -5
Post by Shadowstalker on Nov 8, 2013 14:34:22 GMT -5
okay be prepared for a really corny one I made up.
ahem What do you call an illegal fisher who cries? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A whaler! get it? Like wailing...wailer...whaler...? Cause whaling is illegal? I know it's bad.
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Nov 8, 2013 16:06:27 GMT -5
Post by ☾ Moonstar ✰ on Nov 8, 2013 16:06:27 GMT -5
Lol, hey I'm now a warrior yay!
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Nov 13, 2013 0:08:02 GMT -5
Post by Cheetahfur on Nov 13, 2013 0:08:02 GMT -5
*insert post card from Hershey, Pennsylvania*
Have a sweet day.
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Nov 13, 2013 13:11:41 GMT -5
Post by Shadowstalker on Nov 13, 2013 13:11:41 GMT -5
Here's one: I mustache you a question! Shave it for later. I love that one xD and the prime joke to. I got one I saw on facebook one morning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This man died and went to heaven, and when he got there heaven was full of clocks, and each person had their own clock that would moved forward each time they told a lie. They showed him mother Teresa's clock. It had never moved. Then he saw president Reagan's clock. It had moved twice. Then the man asked "Where is Presidents Obama's clock?"And he was told God keeps that in his office, and He uses it for a ceiling fan.
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Nov 24, 2013 20:27:22 GMT -5
Post by Snowfeather on Nov 24, 2013 20:27:22 GMT -5
need an ark? i noah guy
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Nov 24, 2013 21:16:41 GMT -5
Post by Whitedove on Nov 24, 2013 21:16:41 GMT -5
xD
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Nov 26, 2013 16:37:53 GMT -5
Post by Dawnsky on Nov 26, 2013 16:37:53 GMT -5
So, all these kids were gathering in the auditorium for a school assembly. It was really noisy, and eventually the principal went up onstage and shouted in the microphone "ORDER! ORDER!" In a flash, a kid from the back of the auditorium called out "Hamburger, Coke, and fries please!"
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