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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 24, 2011 21:07:56 GMT -5
Here we post: The good the bad and the ugliest jokes we can think of  -------------------------------------------------------- I'll start: why was the chicken in the middle of the road? cause both sides had a KFC on them. |
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Post by sunleaf on Sept 4, 2011 22:11:54 GMT -5
*knock knock* who's there?
orange
orange who?
*knock knock*
WHO'S THERE
orange
orange who
----20 minutes later-----
*knock knock*
WHO'S THERE!!!!
grape
grape who
aren't you "GRAP"FULL i didn't say orange XD
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Post by piplup10036 on Sept 4, 2011 22:15:50 GMT -5
*knock knock* who's there? orange orange who? *knock knock* WHO'S THERE orange orange who ----20 minutes later----- *knock knock* WHO'S THERE!!!! grape grape who aren't you "GRAP"FULL i didn't say orange XD YOU THEFE I TOLD YOU THAT ONE TODAY!!!! |
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Post by Pastel on Sept 5, 2011 11:30:06 GMT -5
What did the titan do when he was told a joke by the qiant squid?
He was KRACKEN up! (Cause kracken was a giant squid!)
XD that was bad.
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Post by Kestrelfeather on Sept 5, 2011 11:39:32 GMT -5
Here are a couple I made up by myself:
What do you call a stingy fish?
a SELFISH!!!
If you watch american idol and know about the dell computer company, read this one:
Which judge on american idol owns a computer company?
Howie man-DELL!!! XD
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Post by Kestrelfeather on Sept 5, 2011 11:49:48 GMT -5
Howie man - DELL!!!
xD
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Post by Pastel on Sept 5, 2011 13:43:04 GMT -5
No thats america's got talent. Good one though!
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Post by Kestrelfeather on Sept 5, 2011 13:45:03 GMT -5
oops that is what I mean  |
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Post by Admin on Sept 5, 2011 14:00:10 GMT -5
A man visits the doctor. The doctor tells him he has a terrible debilitating disease, and he won't live much longer.
"How much time do I have left!?" asks the man in despair.
"10." says the doctor
"10? 10 what? days? weeks? months? Maybe even...10 years?"
"9." says the doctor
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Post by Pastel on Sept 5, 2011 14:00:43 GMT -5
"8"
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Post by piplup10036 on Sept 5, 2011 14:11:57 GMT -5
What did the 0 say to the 8
"Nice belt ya got there"
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Post by Kestrelfeather on Sept 5, 2011 14:14:51 GMT -5
I don't get it O.O
why was six afraid of seven
Because 7,8, 9
Wow number theme xD
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Post by Silvertail on Sept 10, 2011 23:55:58 GMT -5
I don't get the joke that Admin put up. *confused*
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Post by piplup10036 on Sept 11, 2011 6:20:19 GMT -5
lol i get it though XD
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Post by Silvertail on Sept 11, 2011 7:10:46 GMT -5
What does it mean?
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Post by Mod Blackbolt on Sept 11, 2011 8:46:26 GMT -5
the doctor said the guy had 10 to live and the guy asked what and then the doctor said 9 implying...... that he had 9 seconds left |
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Post by Pastel on Sept 11, 2011 17:28:21 GMT -5
XD
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Post by piplup10036 on Sept 14, 2011 15:36:25 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat she's gotta use cheat codes for wii fit (this isn't aimed at anyone it was meant for comical purpes only)
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Post by Willowleaf on Nov 27, 2011 16:56:28 GMT -5
 STOP PLAYING WITH MY TAIL SCOURGE!!!!! |
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Post by Frostflight on Nov 27, 2011 18:07:47 GMT -5
School Nurse: How did you get that lump on your head?
Student: I got hit with some beans.
School Nurse: How could some little beans give you such a big lump?
Student: They were still in the can.
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