Post by Shadowstalker on Mar 3, 2012 23:25:21 GMT -5
INTRODUCING BRAND-NEW ANTI-AGING BILE![/I][/U]
Do you look old? Are you whiskers grey, is your fur not as smooth as it was at a younger age? Now, finally, you can put an end to it! Introducing a new product from Young-Cat Co., "Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile" works to make you look like a new warrior again! The bile comes from the gallbladder of a rare north-moutain squirrel called Esptelictallimitall that resides in the snow of the north.
Proven to work by Scientist Falsetongue, this bile smells strong but works efficiently. It's deep-penetrating moisturizers resolves to make you look younger. Cats will be wondering how you did it!
BEFORE:[/I][/U]
AFTER 30 DAYS OF USE:[/I][/U]
All grey hairs, rough spots, and grey whiskers vanish into smooth-complexion fit for
a young warrior!
Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile comes in a 6 oz container. Just apply once a day for
stunning results! Just call 1-800-YOUNG to get this, for the amazing deal of only 30,000 A!
But wait, that's not all. Call in the next 10 minutes, and we'll double your order. That's
two 6 oz containers of Anti-Aging bile, a 60,000 A vaule, for only 30,000! Just pay
seperate prepossessing and handling (20,000 A)
Get wonderfully young skin again! (Side effects may include eye-watering, sneezing,
severe Greencough, which is rare but can be deadly.)
BUT WAIT! Call now, and we'll also include Brighteye's Anti-Aging Eye Solution! If you have dull, old eyes, cloudy and elderly looking, you need this product! The solution comes from a leaf of the Resperito Tree, which only grows by the Sun-Drown-Place on a deserted island 500 fox-lengths off-shore. Apply twice a day for stunning results!
BEFORE:[/i][/u]
AFTER 30 DAYS OF USE[/i][/u]
AFTER 60 DAYS OF USE[/i][/u]
JUST CALL 1-800-YOUNG TO GET THIS FABULOUS DEAL! That's two 6 oz containers of Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile and a free 5 oz bottle of Brighteye's Anti-Aging Eye Solution, a 80,000 A value, for only 30,000 A! (Just pay seperate processing and handling) But this deal doesn't last long! Call now!
MORE CLIENTS:
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BEFORE:[/i][/u]
AFTER 60 DAYS OF USE:[/i][/u]
Do you look old? Are you whiskers grey, is your fur not as smooth as it was at a younger age? Now, finally, you can put an end to it! Introducing a new product from Young-Cat Co., "Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile" works to make you look like a new warrior again! The bile comes from the gallbladder of a rare north-moutain squirrel called Esptelictallimitall that resides in the snow of the north.
Proven to work by Scientist Falsetongue, this bile smells strong but works efficiently. It's deep-penetrating moisturizers resolves to make you look younger. Cats will be wondering how you did it!
BEFORE:[/I][/U]
AFTER 30 DAYS OF USE:[/I][/U]
All grey hairs, rough spots, and grey whiskers vanish into smooth-complexion fit for
a young warrior!
Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile comes in a 6 oz container. Just apply once a day for
stunning results! Just call 1-800-YOUNG to get this, for the amazing deal of only 30,000 A!
But wait, that's not all. Call in the next 10 minutes, and we'll double your order. That's
two 6 oz containers of Anti-Aging bile, a 60,000 A vaule, for only 30,000! Just pay
seperate prepossessing and handling (20,000 A)
Get wonderfully young skin again! (Side effects may include eye-watering, sneezing,
severe Greencough, which is rare but can be deadly.)
BUT WAIT! Call now, and we'll also include Brighteye's Anti-Aging Eye Solution! If you have dull, old eyes, cloudy and elderly looking, you need this product! The solution comes from a leaf of the Resperito Tree, which only grows by the Sun-Drown-Place on a deserted island 500 fox-lengths off-shore. Apply twice a day for stunning results!
BEFORE:[/i][/u]
AFTER 30 DAYS OF USE[/i][/u]
AFTER 60 DAYS OF USE[/i][/u]
JUST CALL 1-800-YOUNG TO GET THIS FABULOUS DEAL! That's two 6 oz containers of Youngface's Anti-Aging Bile and a free 5 oz bottle of Brighteye's Anti-Aging Eye Solution, a 80,000 A value, for only 30,000 A! (Just pay seperate processing and handling) But this deal doesn't last long! Call now!
MORE CLIENTS:
SOL[/i][/u]
BEFORE:[/i][/u]
AFTER 60 DAYS OF USE:[/i][/u]