Post by echoleaf on Mar 27, 2011 11:05:20 GMT -5
This forum is in serious need of a good spoof fanfic! Luckily, I happen to have a weird sense of humor. Anyway, I'll try my best, it might not be the best you have ever seen.
[glow=lime,2,300]Warriors Truth Or Dare![/glow]
Episode 1!
There is a room with an audience and bright spotlights. On the stage where two cats are sitting on swivel chairs in front of a giant TV screen.
Tortiseshell She-Cat: Hi, my name is Leaffire!
Silver Tabby She-Cat: *Is playing Nintendo DS even though she has NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!!!!* YESH! Feel my wrath puny Death Eater! For I am Harry Potter! And I shall t-
Leaffire: *Grabs DS and throws out random window* Ashjay! What did I tell you about playing DS 5 minutes before show time??
Ashjay: I was just on a new level! You mean!
Leaffire: We need to get on with the show!
Ashjay: Right, Okay.
Leaffire: Welcome to Warriors Truth Or Dare!
Ashjay: We let the fans decide on a lot of things, like, What cat you want us to dare or question!
Leaffire: AND they decide what questions to ask, or what the dares to do.
Ashjay: Anyways, since we have no fans yet, we'll start with-
Black Tom: Leaffire! I will be your fan if you be my mate!
Leaffire: Oh no not Shadewhisker!
Shadewhisker: *Leaps from audience and tries to smooch Leaffire*
Ashjay: *Grabs bat from pocket and tries to clobber Shadewhisker*
Leaffire: Shadewhisker, how did you get out of the asylum?
Shadewhisker: *Fighting off Ashjay with extreme difficulty* I- used- the-teleporter-I-stole-from-Ashjay!
Ashjay: AHA!!!!!!!!!!! SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!!!!!!! *Tries to clobber Shadewhisker even harder*
Leaffire: I know I should call security but... This is too good. *Grabs popcorn from random pocket*
Random Cat in Audience: How do you guys DO that??
Leaffire:....Plot hole
Shadewhisker: *Is now tied up with padlock and chains*
Ashjay: Phew! That was fun! I suppose now we call security?
Leaffire: Nah, just throw him in the garbage chute.
Ashjay: Yeah, I like that idea better.
Shadewhisker: *Is thrown in garbage chute by garbage cat* NOOOO! LEAFFIRE MY DIVINE, WE ARE MEANT TO BE!
Leaffire: Phew, Okay, I think that's it for distractions-
Tigerstar: *Leaps from audience* NOPE!!!!!! I WILL DISTRACT YOU!!!
Firestar: *From audience mutters* Show off...
Leaffire: Oh, not you!
Ashjay: How'd you get out of the Dark Forest anyway?
Tigerstar: ...Plot hole.
Ashjay: Of course....
Tigerstar: I'd better start this season by.... STEALING YOUR KLONDIKE BARS!!!!!!!!!!
Ashjay: NOOOO! NOT THE KLONDIKE BARS!
Leaffire: I thought you were going to kill us!
Tigerstar: I would, but then I heard you had a huge stash of the delicous...
Ashjay: And not even slightly nutritious....
Tigerstar and Ashjay: IT'S KLONDIKE BARS!
Leaffire: Why do you even like Klondike Bars Tigerstar?
Ashjay: I'm feeling a flashback coming.... ;D
Tigerstar's flashback.....
Tigerclaw: Oh. My. StarClan. It's gone. *Whirls around in spot* NOOOOOO!
An hour later....
Tigerclaw: I bet some one took it! Someone evil and cruel and-
Redtail: *is eating Klondike Bar*
Tigerclaw: Redtail?!
Redtail: Oh hey Tigerclaw...
Tigerclaw: What's that? *points to Bar*
Redtail: Oh, it's a Klondike Bar, pretty tasty huh?
Tigerstar: *Flinches and stares angrily at Redtail*
Redtail: Um, Tigerclaw, why're you staring at me?
Tigerclaw: *Still staring*
Redtail: Tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw: *Unseathes claws*
Redtail *In high, squeaky voice* Tigerclaw?!
Tigerclaw: RAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps onto Redtail*
*CENCORED FOR VIOLENCE AND TOO TASTY KLONDIKE BARS*
One hour later
Tigerclaw: NUMMY!!!!!!!! *Stuffs half-eaten Klondike Bar in face*
Flashback ends
Leaffire: Okay...?
Ashjay: There's only one way we can stop you!
Tigerstar: And what's that? *Sneers*
Ashjay: I spray you with THIS! *Sprays Tigerstar with a can of Tiger-Away* GO AWAY TIGGY!!!
Tigerstar: AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AND DON'T CALL ME TIGGY! *Dissapates to Dark Forest*
Leaffire: Tiggy.... Good one Ashjay. ;D
Ashjay: And that's all the time we have!
Leaffire: See you next time!
COMMENT!!!!!!! I'll only put up episode two if you comment!!
[glow=lime,2,300]Warriors Truth Or Dare![/glow]
Episode 1!
There is a room with an audience and bright spotlights. On the stage where two cats are sitting on swivel chairs in front of a giant TV screen.
Tortiseshell She-Cat: Hi, my name is Leaffire!
Silver Tabby She-Cat: *Is playing Nintendo DS even though she has NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!!!!* YESH! Feel my wrath puny Death Eater! For I am Harry Potter! And I shall t-
Leaffire: *Grabs DS and throws out random window* Ashjay! What did I tell you about playing DS 5 minutes before show time??
Ashjay: I was just on a new level! You mean!
Leaffire: We need to get on with the show!
Ashjay: Right, Okay.
Leaffire: Welcome to Warriors Truth Or Dare!
Ashjay: We let the fans decide on a lot of things, like, What cat you want us to dare or question!
Leaffire: AND they decide what questions to ask, or what the dares to do.
Ashjay: Anyways, since we have no fans yet, we'll start with-
Black Tom: Leaffire! I will be your fan if you be my mate!
Leaffire: Oh no not Shadewhisker!
Shadewhisker: *Leaps from audience and tries to smooch Leaffire*
Ashjay: *Grabs bat from pocket and tries to clobber Shadewhisker*
Leaffire: Shadewhisker, how did you get out of the asylum?
Shadewhisker: *Fighting off Ashjay with extreme difficulty* I- used- the-teleporter-I-stole-from-Ashjay!
Ashjay: AHA!!!!!!!!!!! SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!!!!!!! *Tries to clobber Shadewhisker even harder*
Leaffire: I know I should call security but... This is too good. *Grabs popcorn from random pocket*
Random Cat in Audience: How do you guys DO that??
Leaffire:....Plot hole
Shadewhisker: *Is now tied up with padlock and chains*
Ashjay: Phew! That was fun! I suppose now we call security?
Leaffire: Nah, just throw him in the garbage chute.
Ashjay: Yeah, I like that idea better.
Shadewhisker: *Is thrown in garbage chute by garbage cat* NOOOO! LEAFFIRE MY DIVINE, WE ARE MEANT TO BE!
Leaffire: Phew, Okay, I think that's it for distractions-
Tigerstar: *Leaps from audience* NOPE!!!!!! I WILL DISTRACT YOU!!!
Firestar: *From audience mutters* Show off...
Leaffire: Oh, not you!
Ashjay: How'd you get out of the Dark Forest anyway?
Tigerstar: ...Plot hole.
Ashjay: Of course....
Tigerstar: I'd better start this season by.... STEALING YOUR KLONDIKE BARS!!!!!!!!!!
Ashjay: NOOOO! NOT THE KLONDIKE BARS!
Leaffire: I thought you were going to kill us!
Tigerstar: I would, but then I heard you had a huge stash of the delicous...
Ashjay: And not even slightly nutritious....
Tigerstar and Ashjay: IT'S KLONDIKE BARS!
Leaffire: Why do you even like Klondike Bars Tigerstar?
Ashjay: I'm feeling a flashback coming.... ;D
Tigerstar's flashback.....
Tigerclaw: Oh. My. StarClan. It's gone. *Whirls around in spot* NOOOOOO!
An hour later....
Tigerclaw: I bet some one took it! Someone evil and cruel and-
Redtail: *is eating Klondike Bar*
Tigerclaw: Redtail?!
Redtail: Oh hey Tigerclaw...
Tigerclaw: What's that? *points to Bar*
Redtail: Oh, it's a Klondike Bar, pretty tasty huh?
Tigerstar: *Flinches and stares angrily at Redtail*
Redtail: Um, Tigerclaw, why're you staring at me?
Tigerclaw: *Still staring*
Redtail: Tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw: *Unseathes claws*
Redtail *In high, squeaky voice* Tigerclaw?!
Tigerclaw: RAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps onto Redtail*
*CENCORED FOR VIOLENCE AND TOO TASTY KLONDIKE BARS*
One hour later
Tigerclaw: NUMMY!!!!!!!! *Stuffs half-eaten Klondike Bar in face*
Flashback ends
Leaffire: Okay...?
Ashjay: There's only one way we can stop you!
Tigerstar: And what's that? *Sneers*
Ashjay: I spray you with THIS! *Sprays Tigerstar with a can of Tiger-Away* GO AWAY TIGGY!!!
Tigerstar: AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AND DON'T CALL ME TIGGY! *Dissapates to Dark Forest*
Leaffire: Tiggy.... Good one Ashjay. ;D
Ashjay: And that's all the time we have!
Leaffire: See you next time!
COMMENT!!!!!!! I'll only put up episode two if you comment!!