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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:16:47 GMT -5
When the natives think your a god, the give you a necklace of toes (yes toes).
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 22:20:58 GMT -5
When they give you a necklace of toes (yes toes), they sacrafice you to the volcano kings
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:22:57 GMT -5
When they attempt to sacrifice you to the volcano kings you escape by jumping in the phirana infested river.
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Post by Spiritsong on Jul 7, 2012 22:30:31 GMT -5
When you escape by jumping into the piranha infested waters, you ride on a dolphin.
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:33:00 GMT -5
When you ride on a dolphin it takes you to a boat.
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 22:35:34 GMT -5
When it takes you to a boat, you ride it.
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:42:00 GMT -5
When you ride it, you meet Captain Ooblish E. Poopinplotz.
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 22:47:39 GMT -5
When you meet Captain Ooblish E. Poopinplotz, you slap you're self and realize the boat ride was a dream.
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:53:40 GMT -5
When you realize the boat ride was a dream, you wake up back in the Turkish pub (you had been knocked out in the fight)
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Post by Spiritsong on Jul 7, 2012 22:56:50 GMT -5
When you wake up in the Turkish pub, you are surrounded by angry Turkish people.
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 22:58:21 GMT -5
When you are surrounded by angry Turkish people, you throws a fake grenade at them.
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 23:01:53 GMT -5
When you throws a fake grenade at them, they put you in a mental rehab
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 23:02:58 GMT -5
Wen they put you in a mental rehab, you get stuck with a mentalist who throws tissue boxes at you.
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 23:05:27 GMT -5
When you get stuck with a mentalist who throws tissue boxes at you, you throw them back.
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 23:08:12 GMT -5
When you throw them back, you get kicked out.
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 23:15:39 GMT -5
When you get kicked out, you get happy
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Post by Shadowstalker on Jul 7, 2012 23:20:29 GMT -5
And when you get happy, the police think you're drunk
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Post by piplup10036 on Jul 7, 2012 23:24:48 GMT -5
When the popo thinks you're drunk, they test you're alcohol levels
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Post by Spiritsong on Jul 7, 2012 23:42:29 GMT -5
When you're tested for alcohol levels, you scream and throw a fit
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Post by Wolfstar on Jul 8, 2012 0:26:54 GMT -5
When you scream and throw a fit, you're on a rampage
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