Post by lionclaw0612 on Dec 2, 2013 10:20:24 GMT -5
This is a sort of diary I made when I go to my dads. (He lives in wales)
Who's who- Kieran, James and Louis are my half brothers. tj is a dog.
(If there is a star * the memory is old and may not be 100% accurate)
Went to forest with tj (dad said we couldn't bring him, so James hid him under a blanket so he could bring him anyway) and played hunger games, killed James then Kieran whacked me in the knee with huge stick, killing me. Later tj escaped lead.
We went to the shops on our bikes to get an ice-cream, Kieran made me take a pocket knife, just in case.
Dad let me wear a tactical vest that had been to Afghanistan.
Every time I sat on James's bed it collapsed, he went mad and Kieran whipped me until I fixed it.
Kieran and James had to have hair cuts, but the normal barbers was shut so we had to go to a gay one. Louis went first, Kieran and James decided to go another day.
Went to see dads new office and accidentally touched rat poison. After we went to pizza hut, where I washed the rat poison off my hands.
Went go-karting James was 2 seconds from the record. My gloves were ripped so I cut both hands.
Had war, Kieran and James had guns I had a bow with one arrow. Luckily dinner came so none of us were hurt... Or killed.
We played the walls on minecraft, trapping people in holes and breaking the floor on their sky-tower so that they fell and died, we were also stealing their iron. I said "do you want your iron back?" He said yes, so I showed him it and threw it off the tower.
Kieran has about 5 throwing knifes in a holster, don't know where he got them.
Our first zip line*
We didn't have any rope long enough so we tied some shorter ropes together. Kieran attached a small cage to the ropes and told me to get in. I got in and Kieran kicked it off the tree house. It went down then stopped at the knot where the two ropes attached together, it stayed there for a moment then snapped, bringing the cage to the floor.
Our second zip line
We found one of my dads climbing ropes and attached it from the top of our tree house to a dead tree on the floor. We then attached a harness to the rope, and it worked! (Youtube video of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuQ4_FN2knQ )
Zip line fails
We attached a go-kart to the zip line, first we kicked it off with no one in it. It rolled over, if someone was in it they would have fallen on their back. We then attached a safety rope and told Kieran to get in. James kicked it off, as it went down Kieran banged his head, the go-kart rolled over and Kieran fell out. (Youtube video of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYFPsizTFs )
I attached a grapple hook to the zip-line, half way down the rope on the grapple hook snapped and I landed on my butt.
First BB war
Before we started Kieran shot me in the butt so that I would know how it felt (feels like someone is jabbing you with a sharp stick that had just come out of a Bonfire) in the war I realised you can't just hold the trigger and spray(I went though two mags in under a minute) after I ran out of ammo I dropped the gun and hid behind Kieran. Once I was shot right in the eye (well I would have been if I wasn't wearing a helmet)
Arguments with people
James once throw a log at Peters green house, the glass smashed, I got the blame.
Kieran and James's cousin came round and tried to get in the treehouse we started shooting him with the BB guns, I had a shotgun, Kieran a assault-rifle and James had a light machine gun. I shot him in the arm a few times (he started screaming that he had red lumps on his arm) James was spraying at his feet. Somehow he got shot in the eye, I got the blame, again. Later James told us he shot him in the eye. The cousin couldn't open his eye for a week and he now hates me and wants revenge.
Taken hostage
Suddenly two guns were pointed at my face. I was ordered to sit in a vibrating chair, my hand were tied with cable ties. I somehow managed to break my hands from the ties. When James wasn't looking I grabbed his gun, as soon as Kieran saw I was free, he ran. I managed to get the gun off James, when Kieran appeared on the baloney with an AK pointed at me, I was forced to drop the gun. I was then tied with duct tape to an exercise machine.
There was no way to escape, my hands had started to go numb when Kieran opened a box, took out a purple liquid and sprayed it at me, it was the foulest smell I have ever smelled in my life. It was called "purple drank" next, they force fed me a disgusting chocolate bar. Then put duct-tape on my mouth so I couldn't speak, and ripped it off. Then they said I could go, Kieran started ripping the duct-tape off my hands, it was agony. He cut the rest with scissors leaving some on my hands, which I had to rip off, taking off all the hair on my hands and arms. Later that day we did the same thing to Kieran.
*Kieran started peeing off the balcony, it just happened that dad was standing underneath, he looked up to see where the "water" was coming from... Kieran wasn't aloud to leave his room for the rest of the day.
James stuck a toilet plunger to his ear, he pulled it off, sucking his earwax out, screaming his head off.
Kieran and James once put a cat food can in a fire. KABOOM! Cat food everywhere.
*We once tried to bake some cakes. they were green, deflated looking cupcakes, the dog enjoyed them.
How to make good fire (don't try this yourself)
Get some paper and sticks
Put the paper and sticks in a pile
Empty a bottle of tip-ex onto the paper, and spray deodorant everywhere
Light a lighter in front of a deodorant can and spray at paper.
Fire making tips and advice
All ways carry water or sand with you (for when the fire gets out of control) if you don't have any water or sand, start peeing on the flames. If you don't have any pee, just stamp on the fire with your feet.
French trip. We went to France for a day, this is how it turned out.
Drove to Eurostar, had to be checked for firearms, they took swab tests but they didn't find the bomb under the car thank god. Had to buy stuff to arrest yourself if you have been bad, as they can't afford police in France. Got on Eurostar
Played minecraft P.E on the way there. We got off (had to be careful not to catch an illness from the French or worse poisoned) and drove to a mall, went to get Kieran a belt as his trousers kept falling down. Then went to toys R us where everything was over priced.
I started talking to a French girl who I thought was Amber, she gave me a funny look. After we went to a clothes shop with a funny smell. James started sniffing bras. After queuing to pay James put some knickers on my head. After, we went to a supermarket where you weren't allowed to bring in bags. In the shop James hit me on the head with a french sausage. James found a glass baby bottle and said a baby could drop it, step on it, cut foot then get AIDS.
Before we went, we shook up some bottles of coke up.
Kieran went to the toilet and a man watched him. As we went into a shop a man touched James as he walked by. After, we went to the car and drove to a French town to find something to eat.
We went to a small restrant where the lady didn't know any English. The toilets there were crap, the male toilets had 2 gates about as high as your waist. The female toilet was a shed next to the males.
We played minecraft while we waited for lunch which took forever. I had omelet and chips hoping that the food wasn't poisoned.
After lunch we went to the beach. Kieran told James, if seaweed is wet it's going to rain. James believed it. Later Kieran awarded James "the saddest person of the month" award for kicking a crab.
After the beach we went on a long car journey to nowhere. In the car Kieran told me you can spray deodorant on your nipple and flick it off. After going nowhere we headed back to the Eurostar.
Before we got on Kieran bought a huge chocolate bar. The way back on French side of the tunnel it was a lot bumpier, the French must have made it out of cheaper materials.
Who's who- Kieran, James and Louis are my half brothers. tj is a dog.
(If there is a star * the memory is old and may not be 100% accurate)
Went to forest with tj (dad said we couldn't bring him, so James hid him under a blanket so he could bring him anyway) and played hunger games, killed James then Kieran whacked me in the knee with huge stick, killing me. Later tj escaped lead.
We went to the shops on our bikes to get an ice-cream, Kieran made me take a pocket knife, just in case.
Dad let me wear a tactical vest that had been to Afghanistan.
Every time I sat on James's bed it collapsed, he went mad and Kieran whipped me until I fixed it.
Kieran and James had to have hair cuts, but the normal barbers was shut so we had to go to a gay one. Louis went first, Kieran and James decided to go another day.
Went to see dads new office and accidentally touched rat poison. After we went to pizza hut, where I washed the rat poison off my hands.
Went go-karting James was 2 seconds from the record. My gloves were ripped so I cut both hands.
Had war, Kieran and James had guns I had a bow with one arrow. Luckily dinner came so none of us were hurt... Or killed.
We played the walls on minecraft, trapping people in holes and breaking the floor on their sky-tower so that they fell and died, we were also stealing their iron. I said "do you want your iron back?" He said yes, so I showed him it and threw it off the tower.
Kieran has about 5 throwing knifes in a holster, don't know where he got them.
Our first zip line*
We didn't have any rope long enough so we tied some shorter ropes together. Kieran attached a small cage to the ropes and told me to get in. I got in and Kieran kicked it off the tree house. It went down then stopped at the knot where the two ropes attached together, it stayed there for a moment then snapped, bringing the cage to the floor.
Our second zip line
We found one of my dads climbing ropes and attached it from the top of our tree house to a dead tree on the floor. We then attached a harness to the rope, and it worked! (Youtube video of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuQ4_FN2knQ )
Zip line fails
We attached a go-kart to the zip line, first we kicked it off with no one in it. It rolled over, if someone was in it they would have fallen on their back. We then attached a safety rope and told Kieran to get in. James kicked it off, as it went down Kieran banged his head, the go-kart rolled over and Kieran fell out. (Youtube video of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYFPsizTFs )
I attached a grapple hook to the zip-line, half way down the rope on the grapple hook snapped and I landed on my butt.
First BB war
Before we started Kieran shot me in the butt so that I would know how it felt (feels like someone is jabbing you with a sharp stick that had just come out of a Bonfire) in the war I realised you can't just hold the trigger and spray(I went though two mags in under a minute) after I ran out of ammo I dropped the gun and hid behind Kieran. Once I was shot right in the eye (well I would have been if I wasn't wearing a helmet)
Arguments with people
James once throw a log at Peters green house, the glass smashed, I got the blame.
Kieran and James's cousin came round and tried to get in the treehouse we started shooting him with the BB guns, I had a shotgun, Kieran a assault-rifle and James had a light machine gun. I shot him in the arm a few times (he started screaming that he had red lumps on his arm) James was spraying at his feet. Somehow he got shot in the eye, I got the blame, again. Later James told us he shot him in the eye. The cousin couldn't open his eye for a week and he now hates me and wants revenge.
Taken hostage
Suddenly two guns were pointed at my face. I was ordered to sit in a vibrating chair, my hand were tied with cable ties. I somehow managed to break my hands from the ties. When James wasn't looking I grabbed his gun, as soon as Kieran saw I was free, he ran. I managed to get the gun off James, when Kieran appeared on the baloney with an AK pointed at me, I was forced to drop the gun. I was then tied with duct tape to an exercise machine.
There was no way to escape, my hands had started to go numb when Kieran opened a box, took out a purple liquid and sprayed it at me, it was the foulest smell I have ever smelled in my life. It was called "purple drank" next, they force fed me a disgusting chocolate bar. Then put duct-tape on my mouth so I couldn't speak, and ripped it off. Then they said I could go, Kieran started ripping the duct-tape off my hands, it was agony. He cut the rest with scissors leaving some on my hands, which I had to rip off, taking off all the hair on my hands and arms. Later that day we did the same thing to Kieran.
*Kieran started peeing off the balcony, it just happened that dad was standing underneath, he looked up to see where the "water" was coming from... Kieran wasn't aloud to leave his room for the rest of the day.
James stuck a toilet plunger to his ear, he pulled it off, sucking his earwax out, screaming his head off.
Kieran and James once put a cat food can in a fire. KABOOM! Cat food everywhere.
*We once tried to bake some cakes. they were green, deflated looking cupcakes, the dog enjoyed them.
How to make good fire (don't try this yourself)
Get some paper and sticks
Put the paper and sticks in a pile
Empty a bottle of tip-ex onto the paper, and spray deodorant everywhere
Light a lighter in front of a deodorant can and spray at paper.
Fire making tips and advice
All ways carry water or sand with you (for when the fire gets out of control) if you don't have any water or sand, start peeing on the flames. If you don't have any pee, just stamp on the fire with your feet.
French trip. We went to France for a day, this is how it turned out.
Drove to Eurostar, had to be checked for firearms, they took swab tests but they didn't find the bomb under the car thank god. Had to buy stuff to arrest yourself if you have been bad, as they can't afford police in France. Got on Eurostar
Played minecraft P.E on the way there. We got off (had to be careful not to catch an illness from the French or worse poisoned) and drove to a mall, went to get Kieran a belt as his trousers kept falling down. Then went to toys R us where everything was over priced.
I started talking to a French girl who I thought was Amber, she gave me a funny look. After we went to a clothes shop with a funny smell. James started sniffing bras. After queuing to pay James put some knickers on my head. After, we went to a supermarket where you weren't allowed to bring in bags. In the shop James hit me on the head with a french sausage. James found a glass baby bottle and said a baby could drop it, step on it, cut foot then get AIDS.
Before we went, we shook up some bottles of coke up.
Kieran went to the toilet and a man watched him. As we went into a shop a man touched James as he walked by. After, we went to the car and drove to a French town to find something to eat.
We went to a small restrant where the lady didn't know any English. The toilets there were crap, the male toilets had 2 gates about as high as your waist. The female toilet was a shed next to the males.
We played minecraft while we waited for lunch which took forever. I had omelet and chips hoping that the food wasn't poisoned.
After lunch we went to the beach. Kieran told James, if seaweed is wet it's going to rain. James believed it. Later Kieran awarded James "the saddest person of the month" award for kicking a crab.
After the beach we went on a long car journey to nowhere. In the car Kieran told me you can spray deodorant on your nipple and flick it off. After going nowhere we headed back to the Eurostar.
Before we got on Kieran bought a huge chocolate bar. The way back on French side of the tunnel it was a lot bumpier, the French must have made it out of cheaper materials.